Dog Letters to Santa

 I love to play with kids.

We only have one kid in our family.

Could you please get me another kid for Christmas.

I have written 4 letters to you but so far I haven’t heard from you.

Maybe somebody is stealing your mail.

I think you need a watchdog.

Do dogs go to heaven?

I hope so because I don’t want to go any place where there are cats.

I would like some goggles please, so when I stick my head out the window of our car to help my person drive, I don’t get any more stuff in my eyes.

How much does it cost to buy a puppy?  I need a friend in my house.

I have 28 cents.  I hope that is okay.

You don’t have to get me a present for Christmas if you are too busy.

Just send me a picture and your autograph.  The autograph should say ”To my good friend, the smartest dog in Dallas.”

Everyone will  know who you are talking about.

What time do you get up in the morning?

I have to get up at 5:00 a.m. so the boss in the house can walk me before he goes to work.

I wish he would get another job.  I need my sleep.

If you bite somebody they give my master a ticket.

I don’t think that is fair.  He never bites anyone

What do you do for exercise?

Maybe you should chase squirrels.  I exercise every day when I chase squirrels in the back yard.

I am writing for all the dogs in the neighborhood.

We would like a computer so we can e-mail messages to each other instead of just barking.

There are some dogs in the neighborhood who don’t believe in you.

But I believe in you, so I should get the toys the dogs who don’t believe in you would get.

I have been a good dog all year except when I bit the cat by mistake.  For the third time.

I read in a dog book that there are 65 million dogs in the U.S.A.

We should elect our own President.

I have been a perfect dog this year.

I didn’t bite anybody and I didn’t break anything in the living room.

I hope you remember than when you make your list of dogs who have been nice and not naughty.

They built a dog house for me but I don’t like it because it has no TV.

Could you get me a doghouse with at TV?

Do you know any jobs in this neighborhood where I could make some money and buy a rubber ball that could be mine?

The kids have their own rubber ball but they never let me use it because they say I get it all slobbery.

I hate to go out in the rain.

I need a raincoat.

I think I am a size 2.

Dear Santa,

How many Sana clauses are there in the world? 

The reason I am asking is you are everywhere on Christmas Eve.

Did you have a lot of brothers in your litter?

Calvin

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Dear Santa,

My humans always want me to beg for a dog treat.

Have they ever had a dog treat?

If they had, they would know it’s not worth interrupting my nap for.

Buzz

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Dear Santa,

I just found out that my owner had another dog before me.

Should I be jealous?

Princess

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Dear Santa,

I have been a good dog all year.  I even refrained from chasing the new cat in the family.

As my Christmas present, could you please find a few home for the cat?

Hobbs

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Dear Santa,

I like to nap every day at 4:00 p.m. on the sofa in the TV room.

The only trouble is my “mom” likes to sit on the sofa at 4:00 p.m. every day and watch Ellen.

I think we need another sofa.  I like Ellen, too, but my nap is more important.

Thanks,

Lacy

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Dear Santa,

I don’t need any presents from you this Christmas.  My owner has already bought me a new ball.

I sniffed it out in the pile of packages under the tree, but I didn’t take it – I know he wants it to be a surprise!

Buddy

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Dear Santa,

My owners are vegetarians so as you can imagine, the table scraps here are terrible.

Could you please bring me a nice juicy steak for Christmas?

(Please don’t tell my owners – they would be so disappointed).

Manny

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Dear Santa,

I can run very fast.  I am the fastest dog in the neighborhood.

I am even faster than a kid on a bike.

I would like roller skates for Christmas so I can go faster.

Speedy

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Dear Santa,

Do you know the names of any vests who give you a treat after they examine you?

My vet pokes me all over and when he is finished he pats me on the head and says, “Good dog.”

The truth is I would rather have a treat.

Cindy